喜剧中心贾斯汀·比伯吐槽大会

昨天看了15年时JB的吐槽大会，突然很想念过去的他。每一张专辑的每一首歌，作为粉丝都熟记于心。和Usher合作的Somebody to Love一放出，稚嫩的声音就让人想哭，是怎么走到糜烂疯狂人人喊打的地步的。整场吐槽点大概是娘炮歌烂，养猴子，到处乱搞，吸大麻飙车等等。节目特色就是要很mean很straight，就算提到Selena拒绝出席，说他是毛都没长齐的pussycat，他都一笑了之。只有在Natasha开他妈妈的玩笑时他有些生气地翻了个白眼。本来以为时至今日看这些也只会哈哈大笑了，没想到竟有些心酸。我美好的青春是作为belieber度过的，听着他的歌，收集着他的专辑和图片。感觉离他很近，但不知什么时候渐行渐远了。青春年代有一个崇拜的同龄人，想想也是幸运的。他在自己吐槽的部分讲了一个笑话：What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. 想起他为了证明自己不娘炮，努力健身和开始留胡子但还是被嘲实在是心疼。“This was really no preparing me for this life. I was thrown into this at 12 years old, and I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. ”

节目还是值得一看的，摘了和截了几段吐槽的爆点。有人好好教训一下他还是应该的。

Kevin Hart: You bought a monkey, and you abandoned the monkey in Germany. What the fuck is that! That was a privileged Beverly Hill’s monkey. You showed him your lifestyle, and then you dropped him off at Germany?

Pete Davidson: Justin, you know, I lost my dad on 9/11, and I always regretted growing up without a dad, until I met your dad, Justin. Now I’m glad mine’s dead.

Ludacris: He may have just turned 21, but Justin will always be a baby to me since babies piss everywhere and never know when to shut the fuck up. We together dropped a track called Baby. It’s got over a billion hits on YouTube, that’s because I’m in it. It also has 4 millions dislikes, that’s because he’s in it.

Natasha Leggero：Seems like only yesterday you were discovered on YouTube. Time flies when you’re a piece of shit. No, Justin’s fans are called “Beliebers,” because these days, it’s considered politically incorrect to use the term “ Retards.”